Okay, so the recession did have an affect on Las Vegas, which for a person considering a trip, the time is right. There are room deals everywhere, even saw a major Strip hotel offering $69 a night room rates and there are also air/hotel packages available from almost any city in the world. Seems like the casino bosses would rather give you cut rate rooms than see the tables empty. Makes sense to us. One tip to you would be visitors however—use some common sense. You probably won’t get much of a deal if you try coming during a major convention, on a major holiday (such as Labor Day or New Year’s Eve) or most four-day weekends.

And when the conventions are in town you might have trouble booking a show or an escort. Escort services are one of the city’s dirty little secrets because even though there are half a dozen legal brothels around Las Vegas thirty miles away and a full quota of some of the finest Gentleman’s Clubs (read that as lap dancing factories) in the country, escort services are the ticket because you get discreet one on one attention in the comfort of your room at any hour of the day or night. And you don’t have to share the lady with staring strangers or slip dollar bills into her thong or G-string. Even better news is she probably won’t be wearing a g-string because she can dance and perform for you totally nude until your pleasure ports hit overload.

You can also invite one of the las vegas pornstar escorts to accompany you to the tables, dinner or one of Vegas’ many hot night clubs, like Jet at the Mirage, Tao at the Venetian (one of Paris Hilton’s favorite hangouts) or XS at the Wynn. Almost every major Strip hotel has a very hot dance club including the Hard Rock which offers “Body English”. Marilyn Monroe starred in the old movie “Some Like it Hot”, but if you like it hot Las Vegas offers hot temperatures, hot tables, hot slots, hot restaurants and hot women. That’s a winning combination in any language.

Which reminds us that the Bellagio’s Cirque du Soleil themed “O” show is probably the best stage show you’ll ever see and it doesn’t matter where you’re from or what language you speak. The grace and beauty of the production is not only nearly indescribable it transcends all language barriers. But make a reservation because it is usually sold out days in advance. Las Vegas. America’s City, the world’s playground. Check your inhibitions at the city limit signs. Get married (you can even do that 24 hours a day), get happy, get rich, get crazy.

Disneyland may be the happiest place on earth if you’re 12, but if you’re over 21 there’s only one place to vacation and only one place to see it all and do it all—that would be Las Vegas.