What I love most about the ESCORTS in Las Vegas?

1. I can choose from any kind of Las Vegas girl I want from an unbelievable amount of advertising on the web.

2. If I don't have access to a computer, I can walk down the strip and see trucks, walking billboards, cards being passed out, all promoting these beauties.

3. They come directly to me. To my hotel room, 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 28 to 31 days a month, and 12 months a year. Even ALL holidays.

4. They are discrete, not trying to draw attention to themselves. They are dressed low key, casual usually, sophisticated, classy. Can bring other clothing to change into if you like certain things that are considered inappropriate for her to wear in public, if you know what i mean?

5. You can order as many as you want, even if you are alone. (FANTASY TIME).

6. Porn stars are available upon request in advance.

7. They know how to make you feel like you are the most desirable man on Earth, even if you aren't.

8. Nobody know that you have seen one, but YOU.

9. I can see a different one every night that I'm in town or see the same one more than once.

10. THEY AREN'T MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!